My name is Sean and Kate Bush is god
remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio
SHIT
Me: And can I have extra mustard please
Worker: Sure just tell me when…..
Me:
Worker:
Me: Okay that’s good, thanks….
Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming*
Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH
Worker: *Still adding mustard*
Me:
Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word!
Worker: Would you like anything else?
Me:
Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50
Me: *pays*
Mom: Where is my fucking change?
This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard
When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:
black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….
